Three girls from the midwest whose pop culture genius was missing its audience.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
An open letter to...Beyonce
Dear Beyonce, Damn you for you infectious and catchy singles that lead me to assure my boyfriend to pay no mind to me walking around singing "if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
I'm on day six of my obsession with this song. I bump it after work and dance the entire way home. In my mind I'm wearing a black unitard, metal glove, and Justin holding me tighter than my Dereon jeans...
Everytime I sing it- "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it..." Brett always responds- "uh, I-I-I did.." all stuttery. So the confusion goes both ways.
I'm on day six of my obsession with this song. I bump it after work and dance the entire way home. In my mind I'm wearing a black unitard, metal glove, and Justin holding me tighter than my Dereon jeans...
ReplyDeleteOh, Alli. You brighten my day.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I sing it- "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it..." Brett always responds- "uh, I-I-I did.." all stuttery. So the confusion goes both ways.
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