Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Have Mary Kate and Ashley seen this?




Part of the joy of living with someone is sharing your computer; part of that joy is occasionally something new pops up in the bookmarks. Today while scrolling through I discovered that Mick discovered WWUJD? and clicked on it. And I must admit, I laughed my ass off at the fact page.

Rory can do it!

Let's see, how much does this picture rule? The answer is, quite a bit, my friends. It's from this story online, apparently it's a project Glamour mag did. I don't know if it will be in an actual issue but that would be cool. I had to look closer at my LiLo as Madonna.

Post-Lost Post

...Meanwhile, at the end of this week's Lost and the preview for the upcoming show, the following happens...
Announcer: Two weeks from tonite on "Lost"...
Alison: 2 weeks from tonite! What the hell!
Alli: Two weeks what!
Alison: I thought they were supposed to be every week!
Alli: There must be something else like a presidential thing.
Alison: Then I take back my vote!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Whitney! Get it together!

From the previews of The City next week it would appear that Jay and Whitney will be dunzo and Jay will be the one to end it. C'mon, girl! YOU dump HIS skinny, lying aussie ass! And while you're at it, punch Olivia in her smug little face! Lyin' her little social ass off about pulling the Elle cover look! Sheesh!

Sappy McSapperson

Mick watched the season 4 finale of Lost last night but it was hella late so he watched it again tonite and damned if I didn't get all teary two nights in a row when Penny and Des get back together. I'll tell you this much for free, if Ben gets his grubby hands on Penny I'm going to slit any part of my body until I can slit no more (don't even get me started on CERTAIN PEOPLE I live with ACTUALLY LIKE Ben, it is the new argument we have EVERY DAY) (now he's acting all put out that I'm airing our business). They're definitely one of my fave fictional couples ever, as are Rose and Bernard (that Rose is so sassy!) Sometimes I forget that it's just a show, today at work it occured to me that by going back to the island Kate is violating her probation and I wondered if she had really throught through the consequences of her actions...Then I felt a little goofy.

Still, that's not going to look so great on her already highly blemished record.

Brazzlefrat. Bendelschnitz.

Last week I was really sick, so besides feeling sorry for myself all I did was watch Gilmore Girls. I'm convinced my Gilmore high was part of the reason that after three days of bingeing, I felt almost completely better. I decided to copy Alison and comprise a list of (some of) my favorite moments (in no particular order):

-Rory calls Logan a "Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant"

-Jess and Rory hold hands before their first kiss

-Rory sings 'Candy Man' after she loses her V to stupid Dean

-Lane agrees to marry Zach and (I think) Babette says, "kiss him sugar" and Kirk excitedly yells, "Yea, kiss him sugar!"

-Lorelai convinces Rory to put sugar on her toes to make Paul Anka like her

-At the winter carnival right before she makes a ridiculous throw to knock over some bottles, Rory says to Jess, "I'm a girl, we're supposed to throw like this." (I'd be offended if it weren't so hilarious)

-Paris gets drunk and makes this odd raspberry noise to people who won't give her some change

-Rory gets frustrated when she tries to end her open relationship with Logan and says, "I need a taco."

-On Rory's first night at Yale, she and Lorelai howl at some boys. (The end of that scene kills me)

-After Rory does the deed with stupid Dean again, Lane says the "Miss Patty would be so proud" to know that Rory did it at her studio

-For some reason Richard and Emily open up their house for people to look at like a museum and a lady sees the family having dinner and says "Oh, look they even hired actors" and Richard indignantly says, "We are not actors!" (It doesn't sound funny but the way he says it crack me up)

-Lastly, and most importantly, my favorite scene is when Jess goes into the bookstore that my good friend Alison took me to in Venic Beach

There are many other where that came from, cause frankly I could probably come up with a few from every episode, but I'll leave those for other sick days.

Stunningly Pink...




This is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. So frickin' cool.