Micro-blogging on the Oscars.

Batgirl and That Girl watching the Oscars together- updating as necessary sans pictures:

- Kathryn Bigelow (Male Gigolo)- total Mother of the Bride (MOB) dress and she needs to invest in Spanx

- Charlize Theron- Charplease that dress is awful

-George Clooney is verging on Trump hair.

- Jennifer Lopez's ass is so big it needs its own tent- BLOG IT! (Brett)

- Heath Ledger isn't going to present this year- thanks for pointing that out, E! Batgirl was pretty sure they were going to do a Futurama thing and just have his head.

- "If fashion were porn, this dress would be the money shot!" Gaby Sidibe (Precious) on her dress

- We are pretty sure that Kathy Ireland is selling tents- she is really highlighting the benefits of the wonderful tent that reaches all the way down the red carpet- fantastic!

- (On the Oscar's salute to horror films) Alison: Twilight is NOT a horror film! Kate: I'm horrified that it's popular! Brett: BLOG IT!

No idea how this will work

Apparently there's going to be a Smurfs movie. And it's got itself a star. None other than...Neil Patrick Harris!

Bleak Hole (get it?)

I was intrigued to read online that Hole is getting back together. Of course as a tortured Catholic high school girl I was all about Hole and Courtney Love. I never got to see them play live, though I was supposed to when they toured with Marilyn Manson. Shockingly the tour broke up by the time it would have come to Minneapolis. Who could have foreseen that! Anyway when I read this news my first thought was what kind of voodoo did she perform on the former members to get them to agree to that. The answer is...none of them are actually in on the reunion! It's JUST HER and some other random dudes she probably picked up on the emo street corner. It's just her and her new solo album which apparently is so rockin' that it needs to carry that Hole label. Eric Erlandson, the only other member besides Love who was in every line-up of the band prior to this, is insisting that she just can't slap Hole's name on it as he owns some of the domain. Love, of course, is insisting that she can. And someting about Melissa auf du Mar being really confused, but nobody cares about her.

Maybe it's just me, but I am of the correct opinioin that it DOES NOT COUNT as a reunion unless it's like 80% of the original band. Seriously, one original member? Even if that original member is so larger then life and f'ed up that one would almost count them as several people, still no. I'm not falling for it! Doesn't count as Hole. The end.

Just thought this was cool

I read an article about an artist named Mike Stilkey who paints on piles of books.

Maybe this is what I should do with the piles growing around my book shelf...

I would gladly go to Kell

So, last nite on Kell on Earth, the office deadbeats finally got the boot, leaving Andrew the Goth Gay assistant to hire someone while Kelly was in London reuniting with Baby Daddy. Andrew thinks he's found the perfect person...then Stephanie decides to randomly check out Twitter and finds out that the perfect new hire was Tweeting about the entire thing! Mentioning she's joining the cast! Needless to say, her job offer was revoked. Seriously, how dumb are you? Oh I was laughing. It almost topped last week when one minute Kell was chewing out an intern and the next she was talking to his mom in Northern Ireland saying what a good job he was doing while he sat next to her looking embarassed that his boss was talking to his mom.

P.S. Kell never liked Jay, BTW. She "couldn't stand his overbite and his accent, they drove me crazy." She was equally unimpressed when her daugther Ava who was 7 at the time found on the interent that his real name isn't Jay. Way more savvy then me at 7. Oh, Cutrones, you own a part of my heart.

My heart skips a beat...

Oh, I swooned when I saw these. Apparently the pair ran into each other at an Elle event in London. Don't you just love it?! Now, squint your eyes, pretend it's a boiler room...or Liberty High's hallowed halls...sigh. Or something.

Can't Wait!