I best not catch this flick on you...er...whoops

Too good for words:

Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right

The new Mtv show "Sex...with Mom and Dad" completely weirds me out. I get that it's good for teens to be able to discuss sex with an adult as opposed to their equally uninformed friends, I've actually talked to quite a few kids about sex (I work in a school, I'm not just a creepy sex talker). One thing I think is fabulous is that they show how to use condoms on every episode I've seen. Mostly, I just think how in depth it is is awkward. I mean, I'm 25 and I never need to know about my moms sexual turn ons and I definately don't EVER need my dad to show me how to use a dental dam. I'd like to thank my 'rents for never crossing the line. Thanks for not sharing!

Election's over. Now back to business!

Lo: Oh, Justin Bobby.
Lauren: A man so great he needed 2 names.

How cute is Audrina's sister? And how smart? Let's ask her to move in instead of Justin! The Hills has a tradition of wise co-workers and sisters. Like when Heidi starts talking about inviting everyone she knows and her (former!) co-worker seemed like she was politely disagreeing. Maybe they should get their own spin-off show. I mean if the Hills really do have eyes...perhaps these are the eyes, my friends.

Note to Stephanie: Acting surprised when Lauren says she was separating her things from Audrina's then saying she saw Audrina and heard she was getting a house...little awkward.
Also, saying that Spencer likes Justin and maybe that's the new crew put a little fear in my heart. Spencer with Justin as his flunky? Can Obama putting the kibosh on this make the new agenda?

Really? REALLY?

Note to Kate: Alaska move is off.

Yes, We Can

Was Barack's answer when the Obama girls asked if they could get a puppy.

I remember hearing that the Obamas were getting a puppy after the election and I have been on the edge of my seat ever since. I wonder what kind of puppy they will get? I wonder what they will name it?? Just think- that puppy got name checked during the presidential acceptance speech for the 44th president of these united states. That puppy is going to be totally boss.

I will make sure to keep the blog updated with any further Obama puppy updates. I'll call it the OPU. Remember it.

HOORAY!

When thanking his daughters in his acceptance speech, Obama mentioned bringing a puppy to the White House. Which means...
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones were right! The answer is...PUPPIES!

Puppies.
Good work, America.

When we allow freedom to ring...

Congrats America! Let's see what we can do!


Text from M: "I hope McCain leaned to her right before the speech and whispered, "This is all your fault." -referring to Sarah "the devil in harsh bronzer" Palin-