Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Legal Term for a One-Night Stand

Jude Law is going to be a dad for the fourth time (watch out, Jon Gosselin! He's gainin' on ya, one kid at a time!). It was announced apparently in a document directly from his lawyer, because here is the quote announcing this joyous occasion-

"Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year”

That quote speaks for itself. It will be awesome when the kid is old enough to Google his dad's reaction to his impending birth- hopefully he will have his Bachelor's by then so he can understand his dad's excitement.

Yes, please!

You know, I've been watching DVD's of The Hills obsessively lately, and maybe I'm just perma-programmed to inhale all things Lauren. But the fact that she's looking to get L.A. Candy made into a movie made me totally psyched. Let's face it, I'm a Laurenaholic.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


This was played during the Lost part of Comic Con last weekend...Here's the first part of four panel videos...

Monday, July 27, 2009


As if I needed any more reasons to be excited about the new Project Runway season finally coming to us August 20 but now I'm reading that before the actual season starts there will be a "Fan Favorite" special competition which features some of my favorite past competitors including Santino, Daniel V., and Jeffrey from Season 3!

The countdown is on!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Jennifer's Body: A brief discourse.

Now I don't know about this, and of course I will tell you why. It's a great title since it's taken from a Hole song of the same name. That having been said, I still go back and forth on Diablo Cody and we all know I think Megan Fox is a bi-otch and not as gorgeous as she--I mean, as everybody thinks she is. But she appears to be playing a hot bi-otch in the movie so at least she's not stretching her range. Also it appears to have vampirish tendencies and we all DEFINITELY know I don't swing that way. So, jury's still out.

Blonde Ambition Tour

OK, so, when I was visiting my aunts last weekend we watched The Kendra show on E. It was super weird because her now husband Hank's 'rents came to visit and they took them to the Playboy Mansion cause I guess the wedding was there. It just struck me as odd, while we were watching--hey, future mom-and-dad-in-law, come meet the way older man who's famous for producing a naked lady magazine! Did I mention I used to be his girlfriend which means we used to have relations? And now he dates these hoochie blonde twins who appear to be barely legal? Oh, hey, AND we're getting married on his lawn!

Takes all kinds, takes all kinds.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Quiz time!

Which of the following stories is not true?

1. Paris Hilton is now claiming Michael Jackson named his daughter after her.
2. Heidi Pratt will be performing at the upcoming Miss Universe pageant.
3. Amy Winehouse was accused of hitting a fan but won her case by pointing out that while her signature beehive 'do and heels make her appear taller, she was too short to have been able to reach the fan in question.

Sadly, that was a trick question.
All true!

Thanks to Kari

Friday, July 24, 2009

I usually hate weddings...

...but my mom made me look up this youtube video which is apparently one of those 'everyone has seen it' videos. I caved and I'm glad. It's really amusing, creative, and it was in St. Paul. Enjoy:

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Who's that girl?

Lindsay, of course. (The leggings are your dead giveaway.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Curiouser and curiouser!

Check out the new preview for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Is it just me or does Johnny Depp resemble Elijah Wood as the Mad Hatter?

I'll try harder, Alli!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

We're failing at this blog

I once again was reading Justin's site's blog and ran across two things I felt that you needed to see too. I'll save the worst for first:

Apparently, an Amsterdam ad agency created this bench for a gym there thinking it would inspire people unfortunate enough to sit down to join the gym. I mean really? This would just inspire me to not sit down and then after a long wait wouldn't you just be cranky when you got on the bus? We don't need to add grumpies to the crazies already riding.

Now this however I think is a genius idea. Little bumper stickers for your kicks. I think these would sell like crazy at like Hot Topic or stores where high school kids shop for things to stand out. Not that I wouldn't buy them too, I mean "Start seeing ants" is just funny. (fyi I really do go out of my way not to step on them)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

For the veggies

Kelly Coffman-Lee is a hardcore vegetarian and want to show her love on her license plate but her DMV denied her claiming that her plate could be interpreted as slightly dirty. I didn't see it 'til I looked for it.

Friday, July 10, 2009


Mel Gibson's next movie will be called The Beaver. It will be about a man who is depressed and as a means of attempting to lift his spirits, wears a beaver puppet on his hand. My first thought was, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Then I read that Steve Carrel and Jim Carrey had also reportedly been checking the script out and realized that's it only the stupidest thing I've heard of Mel Gibson doing. If anybody else was doing it, say someone who is actually cool, and it was handled correctly, say as a black comedy as opposed to a drama-dy, I would be all about it. Jodie Foster is directing so I'm sensing drama-dy. So for now I'm going to stick with my gut reaction, which is to say, stupid. Not to mention how many immature jokes about a dude with a beaver on his hand it will produce.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I'm not really sure what to say...

I found this site and I'm not sure really what to say besides that it's all awesomely horrifying hair. Proceed now.

Can I take it to Red Lobster?

According to Wonderwall, of the 16 new Project Runway designers, "Three of them hail from Russia, Bosnia and the Republic of Georgia. One lists his favorite designer as "himself" and inspiration as "the farmers of rural China." Another claims the first garment she ever sewed was her very own wedding dress."

August 20 seems for-ev-er away until it starts. Until then--Tim Gunn Talking Bobblehead, anyone?

La la, la la la!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Vacay the Winehouse way

Say you're planning a trip to the Caribbeans and you want to party like a rock star. Take a cue from Ms. Amy Winehouse and do the following:

1. Become so attached to a local lady working at a bar that you take to calling her Mummy when you go in to drink for hours on end.
2. Form another attachment to the stray dogs you find on the beach and take them all in until hotel management bans you from further doing so.
3. Haven't had enough of drinking and banning? Make a point of downing a lot of rum and wine before you go for a dip in the pool so you can pass out on the grass afterwords. Ta da! Now you're banned from the pool!

Nothing says vacation like unhealthy attachments and bannings. Happy happy hour!

I guess E! online won't be linking to our site...

I know they are Speidi-free, and really, I would love to be as well, but I read an article a while back that I can't ignore.  Not sure if you saw this one, but Spencer and Heidi are serious New World Order converts and they are going to preach to the Christians because the Christians take Heidi VERY seriously and they know when Heidi means something they listen because they know it's a message.  

Really? I thought you told them all to vote for McCain- was that not a message? And that your music is good- where's the message there?  I really hope they are joking about this, or are doing it for press, because if they are not I am convinced it is not safe for society to have them roaming around freely.  

I guess they went on a show called Infowars (incidentally, Spencer is going to name his album this now) hosted by a conspiracy-theorist named Alex Jones (that sounds like such a fake name) and were gushing about how he was right about everything.  Before going on this guy's show they were researching, quote, "We've been nonstop researching the Internet...for information for at least a month all day every day."  Oh- OK.  I didn't know there was internet in the jungles of Costa Rica.  And I guess all the paparazzi shots they set up for themselves over the past few months were all just little breaks from their 24-hour-a-day researching.  

Other interesting info they revealed on this radio show- 
- Heidi hates birth control now, partially because "how most women are suicidal sometimes on it."  With these oratorical skills, Heidi is the next Eva Peron.  
- Lauren controls the media and has made the media turn against Speidi, because everyone used to love them and now they have been "Obama-sized".  
- Apparently we are all going to be implanted with micro-chips, but Heidi will preach to her Christians because it says in the bible that this is the mark of the Devil.  
- In one shining moment of sanity, Speidi questions their popularity, starting a statement with "how are we famous..." but unfortunately, it all goes downhill from there.  

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I can't put my finger on it!

Really? There's something wrong with Esther? She looks perfectly normal to me! I mean, nothing about her face conveys that she is a freakish child of the underworld. She totally looks like a kid you'd love to baby-sit for, am I right? And in no way does it appear that the ribbon tied around her neck is cutting off the oxygen to her brain thus causing her eyes to bulge out of their dark exterior. No, Esther looks fine to me! Why this movie poster would say otherwise is on of the great cinematic histories of the world! Really!

Yeah, yeah. I'll probably go see it.

Friday, July 3, 2009

And now, Mick

Alison: My uncle used to call my mom P.I.A. for Pain in the ass.
Mick: How many brothers and sisters did your mom have?
Alison: There were 15 kids.
Mick: Why didn't they get a TV show?
Alison: Like Joseph and Sophia Plus 15? I don't think they had TLC back then.
Mick: What a fucking scam, TLC. The Learning Channel? That shit stopped being educational in fucking 1998. You can't learn a goddamn thing watching that fucking channel. The only thing you learn is what's wrong with people.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

King of Pop

So of course I've been reading different blogs and such this week about Michael Jackson. I ran across this one and I thought it was really nice.

I also saw this video on Perez's twitter. It's MJ rehearsing 2 days before his death. I wasn't going to watch it but then I clicked the button anyway. I got a little teary but it really shows that he still had it which is nice and sad at the same time.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Oh, darn.

E! Online had a poll where loyal readers could vote whether or not they would continue to post anything on Heidi and Spencer. An awesome 94% said no, thank you! so the sight is now "Speidi free." Unless something actually newsworthy happens. Like maybe if she donates a kidney to Hugh Hefner or something, I don't know. Hopefully The Pratts don't take this an open invite to produce legitimate news. They probably don't even know what legitimate means so I'm not too worried...yet.