Oh, Ava!

Last night on Kell on Earth, Kelly Cutrone and her sassy cute daughter Ava were chilling together when Kelly's mom called and told the girls she was on her way to Wal-Mart. Naturally since Kelly and Ava are awesome they chastised Grandma for this. After the call, Ava announced, "I can't believe mom is going to Wal-Mart...the enemy of Target."

I love kids.

Truer words were never spoken.

"Are you telling me Lady Gaga and Beyonce joined forces? They should fight crime together." -Mick after I put "Telephone" on the You Tube.

Models!

If these are the top models, I'd hate to see the bottom models. -Mick regarding season one of ANTM.

Good question?

Does the VMA's stand for the Veronica Mars Awards? -Mick.

Wish lists with Mick

Alison: How bad will it look if I ask for a book called There once lived a woman who tried to kill her neighbor's baby?
Mick: I think you ask for these things just to try to cause trouble. How much could it cost? Buy it yourself and ask for something more appropriate.

I went with this advice and left it off the list, though did ask for Dead Weather and Dead Man's Bones CD's and a book about famous suicides. And Marc Jacobs perfume, since a girl who loves death themed things still wants to smell fabulous and own perfume bottles with plastic-y flower tops. P.S. If you want to get me something for Christmas or my birthday, I still want the book. The author is Russian, OK?

Best. TV. Insult. Ever.

Dina on Danielle on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: 

"The girl is freakin' obsessed with me- I swear, I don't know if she wants to be me or skin me and wear me like last year's Versace." 

Oh Bravo.  You own 78% of my soul.  

Pancakes!

"A family owned sex shop. Did you see that woman? She should be selling pancakes, not sex toys. Speaking of which, I want pancakes." -Mick upon seeing a commercial for an adult store.

Idiot quotes aplenty today!

"Yes. Definitely running. Don’t know if I’ll be getting elected any time in the next century or so. But definitely going after mayor of LA and at least governor, but I’ll prob stop at governor. I mean if people were really pushing for me [to run for president] at that point, I’ll probably have to step into that role. That pressure may be a little much. I’ll start with California." Spencer, who at least recognizes it may take him several centuries and buy several I mean Shoot Me Now.

Maybe not the best thing to say.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat." Hulk Hogan, making a brilliant statement about his wife leaving him for a younger man.

He's back!

"What are you guys going to do tonite? Take turns blogging since you'll only have one computer?" -Mick using sarcasm to hide that he's actually going to miss me during the batgirl/that girl sleepover.

He strikes again again!

Alison: Oh, someone at work told me DVD's are 50% off now at Circuit City.
Mick: 50% off?! That's almost half the regular price!

No pants dance

"My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts ... She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me." -- Lady GaGa.

He strikes again!

"A whole hour of Two and Half Men? That's like five men!" Mick.

Quote of the day, dork edition

Alison is at work and comes up behind a customer with a coffee pot just as the woman is taking a drink.

Alison: I was just about to re-fill that for you.
Customer: I didn't even hear you come up behind me!
Alison: I'm like a ninja.

Know it all Island Mover!

"Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch."





So are you Ben/Henry, so are you.

It's like 400,086 newborn puppies

"This is like, better than 20 million Christmastimes."

-Crazy Stalker BFF (see below) on getting a massage next to Paris getting a massage (they were best friend massages according to crazy- I think they are actually called COUPLES massages)

Watch this show!

Kath: Kim's waiting for the cable guy. She's been without tv for 12 whole hours.
Phil: With a 12 hour head start how are you going to keep up with the Kardashians?

58 seats and 62 Koreans!

Gilmore re-run quotes of the day:
"You can't dance to Joy Division!" -Lane's crazy cousin.
"You're going to have to do it with this boy, you're just going to have to do it." -Mrs. Kim.

P.S. Some kind hearts let my boy borrow their first season DVD's so don't be surprised by frequent Gilmore posts.

He ain't no hollaback girrrrl

One of my fav things about Gilmore Girls is how music is such a big thing (remember the troubadours taking over the town square much to Taylor's chagrin?). Today's morning re-run was a prime example, like Rory getting ready to "Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth and Joel from The Brian Jonestown Massacre making a tambourine cameo. But by far the best part, and what could possibly be included on a Top Ten Gilmore Moments List, was Sebastian Bach's rendition of "Hollaback Girl." What other show would have the genius to have the lead singer of Skid Row doing a word-perfect cover of Gwen Stefani? Bonus points for lauding the girl power in it after. And the Hava Nagilia after that (did I mention it was at a bat mitzvah? Brilliant!) didn't suck either. I have a special place for the old Hava in my heart ever since our catholic school chorus class sang it at our spring recital. Having a future Jewish sister-in-law means I have a rocking Jewish wedding to look forward to and best believe, I will be rocking it. Hmmm, I wonder if Sebastian is free...
Runner-up for best moment was the possible creation of CandyShipBattleLand.

Gilmore quote of the day: "You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's ziplocked shut." Mr. Bach, natch.

Flesh Beard

"Anne Hathaway is America's Cinderella as Spencer Pratt is America's doucherella." -Conan O'Brien-