Really? I thought you told them all to vote for McCain- was that not a message? And that your music is good- where's the message there? I really hope they are joking about this, or are doing it for press, because if they are not I am convinced it is not safe for society to have them roaming around freely.
I guess they went on a show called Infowars (incidentally, Spencer is going to name his album this now) hosted by a conspiracy-theorist named Alex Jones (that sounds like such a fake name) and were gushing about how he was right about everything. Before going on this guy's show they were researching, quote, "We've been nonstop researching the Internet...for information for at least a month all day every day." Oh- OK. I didn't know there was internet in the jungles of Costa Rica. And I guess all the paparazzi shots they set up for themselves over the past few months were all just little breaks from their 24-hour-a-day researching.
Other interesting info they revealed on this radio show-
- Heidi hates birth control now, partially because "how most women are suicidal sometimes on it." With these oratorical skills, Heidi is the next Eva Peron.
- Lauren controls the media and has made the media turn against Speidi, because everyone used to love them and now they have been "Obama-sized".
- Apparently we are all going to be implanted with micro-chips, but Heidi will preach to her Christians because it says in the bible that this is the mark of the Devil.
- In one shining moment of sanity, Speidi questions their popularity, starting a statement with "how are we famous..." but unfortunately, it all goes downhill from there.
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Ugh if she hates birth control that means that we may see a speidi baby sooner than needed....
They should really add that helpful fact to the birth control commercials. "Side effects may include being sometimes suicidal." Also, Obama-sized, what is that? Can I go to McDonald's and have my meal Obama-sized? Eh, Lauren probably controls that too.
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