Saturday, August 29, 2009

I couldn't have done better. It was miraculous.

I stopped reading Perez Hilton's main site a few months ago because of the trash (and mean words) it was feeding my brain, but I went back to it today knowing it would have the latest updates on DJ AM's death. After I read the sad details of course I proceeded to keep scrolling down and down and down and...well I read a few pages. One story that caught my eye was of course about Heidi Montag. Apparently Anderson Cooper had some choice criticisms about her recent performance and her reply to his comments was as follows: "I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney, when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done."

Wait, did she just liken her performance to that of Britney's clear mental breakdown?

Perez noticed the same thing I did and said, " It's true! Heidi's performance was reminiscent of some sort of breakdown!" After she also threw in a "Praise God." Perez also noted that, "God should not be held responsible!"

I always knew there was a reason I liked him. He's just gotta be mean only to the people that I don't like and maybe I'd read him again.

(p.s. yes, the title of this entry was also a Heidi quote about her performance)


Alison said...

I read the comments he made and they were right on the money. It's funny because he was basically saying who is this person and why am I supposed to care about her? and she's saying that he knows who she is. I'm pretty sure that's irony. I think anyway. Like a traffic jam when you're already late, right?

Alli said...

well written comment my friend