Monday, August 31, 2009

An open letter to...Chris Brown.

Dear Chris Brown,

It has come to my attention that since you've been sentenced, you now feel it is appropriate to go running your mouth to media outlets to try and salvage your career, like telling People mag that you still still love Rhianna and Larry King that you were shocked to read the details of the police report because you're not that person and furthermore, you don't even remember doing what you did. It has also come to my attention that you are dunzo and I have 4 words for you:
1. Shut.
2. The.
3. F***.
4. Up.

Buh bye.

1 comment:

Alison said...

Now he's coming out and saying him not remembering it was taken out of context and they kept asking him about it and he didn't think it was appropriate to answer so the fifth time they asked his misspoke. Does he not have a media handler? Seriously, dude, don't rely on your momma right now.