Oh, that's too bad.

Paris Hilton and Doug What's-His-Last-Name broke up. Now I can stop holding back the bile in my throat when I see pictures of them together. It's sad, though, I mean I read her saying things about he was her best friend, and how they could totally end up getting married...Hmmm, come to think of it, she said all those things when she was dating a Madden brother, I can't remember which one. Benji maybe? And they didn't last either. Huh. Oh well!