Tuesday, June 2, 2009

An open letter to...Megan and Jessica

Dear Megan Fox and Jessica Biel,

It has come to my attention that the two of you are running around flappin' your pretty little gums complaining that you all can't get jobs cause you're too good looking. Um, I am far too good looking to be running around carrying trays in a fugly olive green t-shirt, black pants, and long white apron but I do what I have to. As for you, baby crier Megan Fox, men across america may beg to differ but I do not find you all that attractive. So, please, ladies, shut your pretty little mouths. A lot of us can't get jobs but we're not makin' up excuses about it. Have you heard the economy is bad and doesn't care how bangin' you hair is? One final thought...maybe you're not payin the bills because you haven't got the skills? Think about it. Ooo, my bad, you might be too pretty to think.

Peace out,


Traci said...

And Jessica Biel would do well to be reminded that it's not her FACE that's landed her on all the HOT lists.

Kate said...

Oh snap, Traci!!