Dear Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn,
It has come to my attention that you have once again called off the separation you once again called on awhile ago. Christ almighty you're a good couple, OK? Quit goofing around! Didn't you hear about the boy who cried wolf and eventually no one believed him anymore? Do you even like wolves?
I think I've made my point.
Cut it out and stay together otherwise don't say anything until you're really really dunzo,