1. Stephanie uses big words correctly--"Deliberately, maliciously", then follows them up with "skankily".
2. Jayde chugging Jaggermeister. Twice.
3. Spencer tells the therapist he's been expressing his feelings a lot, and she says that's great, just like I told you, it may seem "ad nauseum" at first, to which he replies he has been, and Heidi replies "And I'm nauseous."
4. SLEAZY T!
5. The previews for next week. Kelly putting the smack down on Lauren to put the smack down on Stephanie! Heidi calling The Bartender a slut! The Bartender responding once again with "Good luck"! (And, of course, hopefully some more flashes of Sleazy T.)