Dear Perfume Companies,
Hey, you know what's a total waste of both my time and the pages of the fashion mags I read? Ads for your product with no sample. How am I supposed to know what your product smells like just by looking at the picture? And what am I supposed to line my underwear drawer with to make it smell good? Mmmm, I sure would like to smell like what this picture is portraying!
Thanks for nothing,