Saturday, April 4, 2009

An open letter to...Subway

Dear Subway,

Oh my f***ing god, we get it. WE GET IT! You have footlongs for $5! I got it the first bajillion times you said it in your endless commercials about your five dollar footlongs! We all know! Babies know! Dogs know! People who live in caves that have no access to the outside world who haven't even heard of Subway? Yeah! They know too! So, please, for the love of all that is good and decent and holy--SHUT UP ABOUT THE $5 FOOTLONGS.

Peace out,

1 comment:

Alli said...

I went to a subway two weekends ago and the lady asked what size I'd like and I said "6 in" and she was like " Are you sure you don't want a $5 dollar footlong?" It annoyed me greatly. I'm pretty sure Jared would not approve of us all eating a foot of sandwich.