You heard it here first!

Am I the first one to post about the Hills?  How in the h did that happen?  HA! ME! IN YOUR FACES!!!!!

I go quickly between thinking that Steph Pratt knows what is going on to be shocked that she can figure out how to breathe and walk at the same time. Oy. You are taking me on a nauseating ride, Steph.

Did anyone else notice that LC was sporting a bit of a stache during the confrontation scene? That couldn't have happened, right? MTV wouldn't let her go on TV like that.  But they may be still perfecting their makeup techniques with the whole HD TV thing. 

It angers me that we are forced to go through these ups and downs with Spencer and Heidi, getting fleeting glimpses of how Heidi used to be and almost believing that maybe she will remove the tumor that is Spencer.  But alas, their fame whorism makes it clear to us that theirs is somehow a love that will last through the season breaks. Damn. 

But really- a therapist would NEVER tell you that "this all seems high schoolish".  OK "Dr. Jordana" thanks for the revelation that Speidi exists in tenth grade. I hope it was worth the copay. 

Hey- Batgirl! Eye Shadow! Let's go to Hawaii next week! Good thing we have copious amounts of MTV cash and no real jobs to speak of.