Tuesday, February 3, 2009

An open letter to...Stephen King

Dear Stephen King,

Now, I personally have not read any of the Twilight series, what with my being scurred of vampires and all. That having been said, several of my friends whose opinions I regard highly are big fans of it, so I believe that there is most likely something to them. THAT having been said, you're pretty much a Class A Douche Bag for running your mouth on the author's writing skills. I highly doubt she's a terrible writer if she's selling as much as she is. Also, people who write stories about clowns who live in sewers aren't in any position to be talking trash.

Though I did enjoy Carrie,

1 comment:

melting hearts under the midnight sun said...

What a pretentious ass. I try to remember that authors who write the crap that he does are truly fucked up to create such things.