Dear trashy mags and award shows,
We get it, OK? Once upon a time, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were married. Now they are not. He's with Angelina Jolie and she's with John Mayer. The details of he and Angie hoping up are sketch. But it's done. OK? Are we cool? They're all in the same industry so they're going to run into each other occasionally! We don't need a play-by-play of the entire thing, or a camera flash to the other when one is on the screen, or any other cover stories saying someone called someone else or so and so was spotted in the public saving the whales and now the other one is jealous or whatever other shit you can make up. Can we drop it now?