Thursday, February 12, 2009

The elephant in the room

All right. All right! I'm going to do it! I'm going to blog about Chris Brown and Rhianna! Someone had to do it! Someone has to say that Chris Brown is a world class motherf**king idiot for going after Rhianna, of all people. Rhianna is under the umbrella-ella-ella of Jay-Z. Who messes with Jay-Z? I'll tell you, someone dumb enough to screw up what WAS a really good career by going after their beautiful and more famous girlfriend. Dude, her boss performed with Lil Wayne on The Grammy's. Have you SEEN Lil Wayne? That boy could f**k you up six ways to Sunday just by looking at you! Furthermore the only way you're going to get out of this is by laying low for a long ass time and then maybe trying to charm you way back into some sort of something by going to rehab. That might not even work. You may be the Lindsay Lohan of your genre, buddy. Peace out. Have fun. We're finished here.

4 comments:

karL said...

thanks alison. prepare the way for the wrath of jay-z!

Kate said...

there wasn't an elephant in my room..... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT OUR BLOG IS PINK!!!!!!! it's PINK, Alison. You gotta drag Chris and RiRi into yet another forum when the mind blowingly pinkness of our blog escapes you? You, madame, are no journalist.

Alison said...

Ok. Fine. Hey everybody! Our blog is now pink and oh BTW Jay-Z is going to put a hit out on Chris Brown! Pretty in pink! La la la! Are we square now? Man o nam!

Alli said...

I bet he'll have the whole urban music scene up his ass... I used to love chris brown but they are gonna have to spin the shit out of this story to keep him with a scoosh his former career