"I am not scared about like, anything, except for drowning in water!"
-Dark-haired rookie from RR/RW The Island (it looks like her name is Kelly Anne- isn't that the name of one of Hef's new girlfriends?)
Really? You're not scared of ANYTHING? Like, being burned alive, yeah, sounds uncomfortable, but man keep me out of that water. Walls crushing in on you like in Star Wars- could be painful but NOTHING scares this woman except, like, drowning in water.
It's a twofer today...
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Clearly she forgot about the time on the Real World when she and Ol' Overalls Cauhatta were gettin' it on and the condom broke. Girlfriend was so scared she went to church!
I like that she specifies drowning in water. Maybe she'd be cool with drowning in, say, lava, or quicksand. Or if water did something else evil to her, like scald her to death.
Too bad there is no church on the island! Too bad her water drowning fear made her go home... stay tuned for my RWRR post.
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