Photo ops

This picture shows why Barack Obama is a bad ass. I don't even care what he's saying, he just looks cool.

This picture is disappointing. With a name like El Tinklenberg I was expecting something awesome, like maybe a short guy wearing a cape and raising a fist in the air. Turns out he's an old white dude. At least with a cool name like that he's a democrat. He should have hired me to do his campaign ads. Best believe the cape would have come into play then.