Huh.

R. Kelly and his wife are apparently divorced after 11 years of marriage.

Wait, someone married R. Kelly?
Someone stayed married to him for 11 years? And had children with him, too, apparently.
What was it that kept her with him? The lure of the child porn charges? The artistic brilliance of "Trapped in the Closet"?

Wait, R. Kelly has kids?
Is that safe?