Inauguration question of the day

I posed the question "What do you do on your first night in the White house or what would you do?" to some of my friends and these were the responses:

T: "Panic, but take comfort in four years of guaranteed employment."

E: "No idea. The secret service know where you are at all times. That makes sex awkward."

Batgirl: "Well, drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of really good pizza, drunkenly stumble around making fun of past president's portraits, then pass out in the oval office."

K: "I would prank call you from the White House."

Me: "I'd probably cry and then hit up Lincoln's bedroom to see if his ghost is really still there and ask for advice."

What would you do? It's an interesting thing to think about.